Apparently, if you're going to have a band, the new hipster thing to do to find your band name, first album title, and album cover is to
1) Hit "random" on Wikipedia....the title of the article that comes up is your band name.
2) Go to this random quotations page and refresh three times, then the last four or five words of the last quote on the page is your album title.
3) Finally, for your album cover, go to flickr and hit "Explore last seven days." The third photo is your album cover.
So, I did this, and here's what happened:
My band name is HMS Heureux.
My first album title is "This is the Brave and Happy Life."
Photo courtesy of Yoshi Gizmo